flab waffle 

A fat guy is used as a human shield to support an armed robbery.

WTF!?! Why must I be the flab waffle?

flab waffle by UDawesome August 7, 2010

flawaffle 

A cross between flapjack and waffle. Delicious :)
Norther Va

Spoon "man i could go for a Flawaffle right about now."
random-person "what did he just say?"
friend of a Spoon "o thats just spoon-guistics."

flawaffle by Irenical May 6, 2011