A Five-foot balla is a young (generally white) male aged 12-14 who acts like a gangster but has no business doing so. Five-foot ballas are a pain in the ass, in contrast to four-foot ballas, who are awesome.
by Tristano January 18, 2009
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"Hey man, you want to go out for dinner in about a Football Five Minutes? "
"What?"
"Ya know like an hour?"
"Eh?"
"What?"
"Ya know like an hour?"
"Eh?"
by TheVondellian May 22, 2021
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