five eight 

Australian rhyming slang, commonly used within Australian prison systems describing your best mate - partner in crime.

I’m heading to the coast with my five eight

five eight by _..._ December 10, 2017

Five Eight Rule 

The Five Eight Rule is a rule in relationships between expatriates and locals of a host country. An expat or local who is considered a "5s" by their own home dating market is viewed as "8s" by the opposite party. Often, the rule applies to both parties. Each one perceive the other as an "8", but they are both, in reality, "5s" in their own home dating market.

Person 1: I don't know how Josh landed that Asian girl. She seems way out of his league. He's a 5 at best.

Person 2: Five Eight Rule, dude.

Five Eight Rule by matcha snorter September 22, 2022

twenty five eight

Even greater than twenty four seven. Describes something occurring for more hours than there are in a day, and for more days than there are in a week.

Since he got his new girlfriend, he's been hanging with her twenty-five eight. We never see him anymore!

twenty five eight by Coot ET May 14, 2005

Eight Five 

Distortion of the truth way beyond belief and or An Absolute Avalanche of Bullshit.
Eight Five is also known in numerical values as shown in the formula below:
(8 or eight)+ (5 or five) = "Absolute bullshit" or eightfive or 85.
85 is generally used when stories of extreme sports are involved.

Dude that was the biggest load of crap Ive ever heard, yeah massive "eight five"

Dude I jumped the grand canyon on a unicycle, 85 85 85 85 85
Eight fucking five

Eight Five by XOBHCNUL February 6, 2008

Five foot eight.

The first stage of manletism. Manlets are classified as men below the height of 5'8" (without shoes)

Girl- "Hey nice profile pic, how tall are you?"
Dude- "I'm around five foot eight."
Girl- "lol, bye manlet."

Five foot eight. by Toilet paper terminator. May 21, 2017

five to eight 

something that is five to eight is something that is slim, literally (a tie-where it originated), figuratively (chances, the likelihood, etc.), generally unlikely or only slightly likely. created on a fine april day via a misunderstanding in math class regarding fat mays' tie, which is the epitome of five to eight. the term derives from the time 7:55, or five to eight, when the chances of getting to 8 o'clock class in time are very slim/uncertain.

1-dude that tie is five to eight as hell!
2-yeah, its only like an inch wide!

or

1-what are the chances of us getting caught?
2-pretty five to eight, shots is on duty tonight

five to eight by fat mays April 27, 2008

five to eight 

something that is five to eight is something that is slim, literally (a tie-where it originated), figuratively (chances, the likelihood, etc.), generally unlikely or only slightly likely. the term derives from the time 7:55, or five to eight, when the chances of getting to 8 o'clock class in time are very slim/uncertain.

1-dude that tie is five to eight as hell!
2-yeah, its only like an inch wide!

or

1-what are the chances of us getting caught?
2-pretty five to eight, shots is on duty tonight

five to eight by fat mays April 27, 2008