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Fist Bump
Zootime merriment performed by the fab five in a clenched fashion somewhat like a fist bump that ravagely pummels the living shit out of one’s pooper
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Fist Bump
“yo you should tell the teacher that Johnny was beating the crap out of you”
“nah, he gave me a fist bump, so we are best friends now.”
“nah, he gave me a fist bump, so we are best friends now.”
Fist Bump by mr.meosfavstudent October 15, 2018
fist bump
An alternative to a high five or handshake, often seen in sports. The white person's term for dap. Preferred by germophobiacs such as Howie Mandel. According to Fox News, a terrorist action.
Fist Bump
When two people are both fisting a girl at the same time. One fisting the vagina and the other fisting the arsehole. While both are fisting the fists hit each other as a form of a bump. 'Fist Bump'
Guy 1: Hey, how did it go with Ashlee?
Guy 2: Me and Steve totally fist bumped her last night, she's such a slut!
Guy 2: Me and Steve totally fist bumped her last night, she's such a slut!
Fist Bump by The WizzaRrd September 2, 2011
Fist bump
When 2 people are bent over standing with their butt cheeks touching and, simultaneously, fake sneeze until their sphincters kiss.
Person 1: Aw man, I'm going to have to stick to soft foods for awhile.
Person 2: Why's that?
Person 1: Because we were fist bumping until I gave myself a hemmorrhoid.
Person 2: Why's that?
Person 1: Because we were fist bumping until I gave myself a hemmorrhoid.
Fist bump by Nfarnold21 August 3, 2015
Fist bump
Fist bump by Never been fisted September 15, 2017