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Spear Fishing For Shit Sharks 

The act of having anal sex and during the removal of said cock pulls out a shit shark on the end
Tito: Damn homie are you Spear Fishing For Shit Sharks?

Me: Hellz yeah you know it look at this extra large shit shark i caught!

Tito: It looks angry!

Shit Fishing 

When somone puts their arm down the piping of the toilet to find a shit. This is usually performed after somone else has just been to the toilet, obviously increasing the chance to find something.

There are many reasons people do shit fishing, but the three most commen reasons are:
Blocked toilet
Somone ate something that the person needed
Hunger
"Hey John, wanna play some b-ball on saturday?"
"I can't Stan, I'm going Shit Fishing with my dad."