Fish monkey 

A person with big eyes that are far apart. Attractive but something is a little off.

That guy was really hot from behind, but when he turned around he was a fish monkey! Dammit

Fish monkey by Juergen oppulstein April 21, 2015

Monkey Fish Frog 

is a species on the evolutionary chain as the result of a retarded squirl having butt sex with a Retard Frog Squirl.

My ex mother in law look alot like a Monkey Fish Frog.

Monkey Fish Frog by sober_noob August 24, 2009

Monkey Fish Man 

Unique species of hybrid animal, also known as the Quagalabinnafish. Is proeminent in dodging everything thrown his way, and even things that are NOT thrown his way, or even near him, for that matter.

Example #1:

Naru stabsssss teh monkey.
Monkey Fish Man dodges.


Example #2:

Mart opens up a pot of mayonnaise.
Monkey Fish Man dodges.

Monkey Fish Man by Mart September 12, 2004

Monkey fish frog 

From Mr. Garrison's theory of evolution

"...and then that had a retard baby, which was a... monkey fish frog."

Monkey fish frog by madmacha96 April 26, 2022

Monkey Fish 

"Monkey Fish", the statement used when a person successfully lands a small goldfish cracker in-between a monkey's ass cheeks at a zoo.

Owen: Yo bro, I'm finna Monkey Fish that ape.
Ralph: Bro do it, no balls.

Monkey Fish by The Darkone November 13, 2016

Monkey Foot Fish Hook 

Similar to the fish hook except you need to be having intercourse in the wonton wheel barrow position in reverse. Then you stick your foot in her mouth and grab her cheek with your toes like a monkey.

Aaron gave Tara a monkey foot fish hook

Monkey Foot Fish Hook by UCF Sab October 17, 2006

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005