first dude 

husband of grasping, overreaching female office holder or politican. his incidental consort status effectively renders him neither first nor dude.

todd palin was first dude of alaska before his harpy wife ditched to $ell out.

first dude by lexicali slim November 18, 2009

M' Dude Fruitcake: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》... 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: M' Dude Fruitcake: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》...

M' Dude Fruitcake: The First Juvenile Release 《¤》... by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 3, 2025

"Yo, dude, yo no sabia que le estaba molestandole tanto":The First Juvenile Release. 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: "Yo, dude, yo no sabia que le estaba molestandole tanto":The First Juvenile Release.

"Yo, dude, yo no sabia que le estaba molestandole tanto":The First Juvenile Release. by Abreathofaversaillian January 28, 2025