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Fireman Sam 

1) A kiddy show similar in style to Postman Pat following the adventures of a fireman who smokes pot everyday.

2) What bad mothers tell their sons to call their dicks.
1) Tommy: I want to watch Fireman Sam!
Mum: (is stoned) OK dear, enjoy!!

20 years later Tommy is gay.

2) Tommy: Jimmy kicked me in the Fireman Sam! MUMMY!
Mum: (still stoned) That's great, dear.
Fireman Sam by RPG Fangirl April 2, 2010
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Fireman sam 

Fireman sam you should not ignore. Sam is the hero next door.
Fireman sam by UltimateDoge July 13, 2021

fireman sam 

fireman sam means to be courageous and amazing

Fireman Sam 

Homeless bumb or Simul pantless
Fireman Sam by blbk March 30, 2003

fireman sam 

samuel jones
he is a welsh fireman
he has a show
he saves the day in pontypandy
he is good
he is god
fireman sam by timpbskid September 11, 2024

firemansam 

firemansam by Blah December 30, 2003
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