2 definitions by donnieshutthefuckup

1
Following someone around because you think there cool. Wanting to hang with the popular dude.
He's cool and all, but i don't want him ridin my dick!
by donnieshutthefuckup January 29, 2008
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2
When i'm changing my kids diaper, just when i'm about to lock it around him he starts spraying like old faithful!
I just got done wiping his backside and BOOM! He starts spraying like a loose firehose!
by donnieshutthefuckup January 29, 2008
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