ridin my dick

Following someone around because you think there cool. Wanting to hang with the popular dude.

He's cool and all, but i don't want him ridin my dick!

by donnieshutthefuckup January 30, 2008

loose firehose

When i'm changing my kids diaper, just when i'm about to lock it around him he starts spraying like old faithful!

I just got done wiping his backside and BOOM! He starts spraying like a loose firehose!

by donnieshutthefuckup January 30, 2008