Definitions by donnieshutthefuckup

ridin my dick 

Following someone around because you think there cool. Wanting to hang with the popular dude.

He's cool and all, but i don't want him ridin my dick!

ridin my dick by donnieshutthefuckup January 29, 2008

loose firehose

When i'm changing my kids diaper, just when i'm about to lock it around him he starts spraying like old faithful!

I just got done wiping his backside and BOOM! He starts spraying like a loose firehose!

loose firehose by donnieshutthefuckup January 29, 2008