fire piss

A burning sensation when urinating after drinking an exceptional amount of liquor, or sometimes for no reason at all... like i just did

Shit man, usually I get fire piss when I drink a 40, but this was a complete blindside.

by Andyk028 October 5, 2006

fire piss

When you're urinating and you get a burning sensation

Ah, dude.. I pissed and it literally felt like my dick was burning, that shit was painful.

When you're urinating and you get a burning sensation

Ah, dude.. I pissed and I got that fire piss sensation.. it literally felt like my dick was burning, that shit was painful.

by 0eAthePenis November 28, 2015

fire piss

terrible fucking discord server

the invite code is uPF5XR2DFf

Hey man did you join fire piss?
No

by qnce May 14, 2021

I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire

phrase describing a male person that you extremely dislike

My boss is a real asshole. I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire.

by Studly Hungwell November 8, 2008

I wouldn't piss up your ass if your guts were on fire.

The ultimate FUCK YOU.
I would rather watch you die from internal hellfire, rather than extinguish your flaming innards with my urine.

Suzie: Hey man you are a fucking dick, why do you treat everyone like shit?

Balls Hampton: Fuck you bitch! I wouldn't piss up your ass if your guts were on fire.

Suzie: Weeps uncontrollably

by GGR September 29, 2008

piss on the fire

to stop a fight. to put out a fire. it's a win, win. ur relieving youreself and putting out a fire. (while camping usually)

person 1: 'this fight is so stupid.'
person 2: 'u no what u must do.'
person 1: 'i no, i no, i'll go piss on the fire.'

by hyper_chicky March 1, 2009

fire pisser

A fire hydrant

The fire pisser helped put out the fire.

by gopack January 28, 2010