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fire piss
When you're urinating and you get a burning sensation
Ah, dude.. I pissed and it literally felt like my dick was burning, that shit was painful.
Ah, dude.. I pissed and it literally felt like my dick was burning, that shit was painful.
When you're urinating and you get a burning sensation
Ah, dude.. I pissed and I got that fire piss sensation.. it literally felt like my dick was burning, that shit was painful.
Ah, dude.. I pissed and I got that fire piss sensation.. it literally felt like my dick was burning, that shit was painful.
fire piss by 0eAthePenis November 28, 2015
I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire
I wouldn't piss on him if he was on fire by Studly Hungwell November 8, 2008
I wouldn't piss up your ass if your guts were on fire.
The ultimate FUCK YOU.
I would rather watch you die from internal hellfire, rather than extinguish your flaming innards with my urine.
I would rather watch you die from internal hellfire, rather than extinguish your flaming innards with my urine.
Suzie: Hey man you are a fucking dick, why do you treat everyone like shit?
Balls Hampton: Fuck you bitch! I wouldn't piss up your ass if your guts were on fire.
Suzie: Weeps uncontrollably
Balls Hampton: Fuck you bitch! I wouldn't piss up your ass if your guts were on fire.
Suzie: Weeps uncontrollably
I wouldn't piss up your ass if your guts were on fire. by GGR September 29, 2008
piss on the fire
to stop a fight. to put out a fire. it's a win, win. ur relieving youreself and putting out a fire. (while camping usually)
person 1: 'this fight is so stupid.'
person 2: 'u no what u must do.'
person 1: 'i no, i no, i'll go piss on the fire.'
person 2: 'u no what u must do.'
person 1: 'i no, i no, i'll go piss on the fire.'
piss on the fire by hyper_chicky March 1, 2009
fire pisser
fire pisser by gopack January 28, 2010
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