Fingolfin was high king of the Noldor in JRR Tolkien's Legendarium. He was without a doubt the single most badass elf who ever lived. If you think that FĆ«anor was better than him, you are wrong and need to reevaluate your ability to judge the badassery of fantasy elves. You don't need to worship
God anymore, because Fingolfin is better and would probably win in a fight. Unlike
God, who is a goody two shoes, Fingolfin smoked mountains of weed and drank absent like it was warm milk*. He spent his spare time rescuing puppies from ravenous wolves and fighting dragons with a fork whilst completely naked*. Any female of sound mind would instantly drop her knickers for this
beast of an elf. He could give a
woman 24 orgasms in the space of 7 seconds*. (Why his wife Anairƫ left him is unknown, although I personally think it was because she was
lesbian and was
fucking EƤrwen). He died fighting the most powerful being in the entirety of Middle
Earth, Morgoth, although he probably would have won if not for this prophecy thing that is too complex to explain here. He still gave the dude a permanent limp and seven wounds though, and his body was carried away by a giant eagle. Now that shit is
hardcore.
The majority of major badasses in Middle
Earth are descended from Fingolfin. This includes EƤrendil, Elrond, Aragorn, Fingon, and Turgon.
*Unconfirmed.
