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One finger warning shot

A way off keeping your sunburned friends in check, by slapping their burn with one finger.
Dan: my sunburn hurts so bad

Steve: quit complaining about it

Dan: It hurts really bad (continues complaining)

(Steve smacks Dan's sunburn with one finger)

Dan: Why did you do that?
Steve: you wouldn't shut up, next time it will be my whole hand. Not just a one finger warning shot.

fingershitting 

The art of typing absolute bullshit in a forum or web discusion group. Where you cannot speak bullshit, but have to type it instead.
JD my land rover made it all the way around Baldhu without being towed out

SF mate I think you're fingershitting there

Fingershot 

A fingershot is when you put your finger next to your erected penis( after having oral), when you have to ejaculate and pretend that the sperm actually comes out from your finger.
Last night, I fingershot onto my wife`s face.
Fingershot by DAMMANN September 24, 2017

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026