finagle a bagel

A maneuver in racket sports, most commonly tennis, where the athlete his a ball with the backside of their weak hand while spinning to return the ball.

Federer just had to finagle a bagel to win his match, that was incredible

by The Otter Dictionary March 13, 2015

Finagle that Bagel

Another term for "lets get this bread" which is catchy and obscure. Primarily used by gamers or normie twitter users.

*wins match* YOOO gamers lets Finagle that Bagel brother.

by DaeBaeFay December 31, 2018

Finagle that bagel

A sneaky and edgy way of getting that bread

I don't know man, doesn't seem right.
C'mon dude, just finagle that bagel.

by ZJangarang December 25, 2018

Finagle a bagel

To finagle a bagel is the act by which a man promptly shoves three of his fingers in to a woman's vagina and opens them extremely forcefully

Ray J had to finagle a bagel in Kim Kardashian in their sex tape

by JacobTHEPUSSYSLAYERMooney April 05, 2016

Finagle My Bagel

When a girl eats a bagel with whitefish spread off your cock while blowing you.

Jeremy went home with Dorothy after synagogue. Dorothy went into the kitchen to prepare a bagel with whitefish spread for Jeremy. Upon completion he demanded, "Finagle My Bagel!"

by Chester Jr August 01, 2010

Finagle the bagel

The act of diddling ones bung hole

Ashley: Excited for your date tonight?
Ben: Imma Blow her mind and finagle the bagel 🥯

Ashley: *whispers under breath* You never finagle my bagel....

by The AB Finagler May 03, 2019

Finagle to the bagel

In mathematics, a "finagle" is any variable that is raised to the power of zero (0), which is shaped like a bagel, and always equals 1, or a whole bagel.

5 raised to the power of 0, which equals 1, is a "finagle to the bagel."

by Cinderella Seuss December 02, 2023