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filippino hair cut 

It is what happens when a jealous philippina woman, usually a hooker or girlfriend, finds out you have been screwing around with other women, (called being a butterfly). She cuts off you cock and balls with a staight razor while your very drunk and sleeping, and then tries to feed them to you.
When Hot Cherrie found out that her sailor-boy Johnny was butterflying with the other bar girls, she got him really wasted on Mojo and gave him a filippino hair cut after he passed out last night. Ouch!
filippino hair cut by popeye1369 October 31, 2010
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Filipino Haircut 

Instead of just cutting the hair, you cut their head off at the neck
Don't make me give you a Filipino haircut!!!
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Word of the Day on June 17, 2026
Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.
priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008
Word of the Day on June 16, 2026