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Gorilla Flange 

A particularly hairy and unkept minge. Also relates to a particularly noobulous person
By jove Nicholls!! Look at the gorilla flange on that!!
Gorilla Flange by Befferson 2 July 27, 2013
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Gribble flange 

(grĭb′əl flănj)

n.

A Gribble flange is actually the device that causes electronic and mechanical devices to fail just a few weeks after warranty expires. Accurately tunable to suit different warranty periods. Perfected by Apple to require only a new improved OS every six months or so.

Formerly seen as a money grabbing device to benefit the manufacturer, now seen by Gen Y as no more than a friendly reminder that whatever the device is, it's about time we had a new one. In a different colour.
Ted: 'Where's your new iThingy?'

Bill: 'The Gribble Flange kicked in early - it's in the shop for repairs. Hope they forget to reset the timer chip.'
Gribble flange by KeithMyArthe March 3, 2014

ned flangers 

Code between jamming buddies to use the Flanger effect pedal on the guitar for the song they're about to play.
A warm hearted reference to Ned Flanders, neighbor of The Simpsons.
Ex ;

E - " What pedal you gonna use for that ? "

M - " Dude ! Ned Flangers man ! "
A flange is just another word used to describe the female genitalia.

Used in a derogatory way, the word ‘Flange’ could be used instead of words like:-
Cunt, Axe wound, Clam, Giny, Vage, Vajayjay
“Aye bro, did you get any flange on the weekend? ;)”
Flange by LIL-miss-LOU May 5, 2018

Flange Paste 

The sticky mucus like fluid found inside a girls vagina. Can leak externally under certain circumstances.
Wow, that flange paste really got the engine oil out from under my fingernails.
Flange Paste by gerald_holmes January 20, 2009
Pronounced "fee-ahn-gay"

When a man who is very effeminate and an OBVIOUS closet case homosexual is engaged to be married to a woman. At times he may not be gay but act JUST metrosexual enough that you could SWEAR you smell a hint of cum on his breath. If he was heterosexual, he would be her fiance, but since the probability is high that he likes dick too... he is better titled as her fiange.

The woman in this farce of a relationship may be aware of this, she may be oblivious to it, or she just may not be bothered by this because she is sleeping with her co-worker/friend's husband on the sly.
Setting: An office cube somewhere...

Female Co-Worker: Hey, did you hear that Bob & Stacey are engaged!?

Male Co-Worker: (laughs) Oh... you mean "en-GAY-ged"?

Female Co-Worker: Huh... I don't get it?

Male Co-Worker: What!? Are you blind, deaf, or should I just call you Helen Keller? Bob is as queer as a picnic basket in January! Lispy ass voice, and that swishy, prancy walk of his. I think he may even wear women's jeans.

Female Co-Worker: Well, how could Stacey and him have been together for so long if he's gay?

Male Co-Worker: Because, you moron, she is sleeping with everyone's husbands around here. Bob is her fiange... kind of like a fiance except were all pretty sure he likes dick as much as she does... I mean, come on, if she was getting her needs taken care of by Bob... why would she be sleeping with so-and-so's husband?

Female Co-Worker: Wow... maybe you're right!

Male Co-Worker: Duh!
fiange by That'll teach you! January 22, 2007