Means to Fart In Self. When you're in a situation, like with a new boytoy (or fish) and you have to fart so bad that it goes up into your stomach making a loud rumbling, grumbling, farting sound. To which you say "hmmm I must be hungry" in a sad attempt to cover up.
Claire - Oh man, I was at Rusty's this morning, and my gas was so bad that I was Fissing like crazy!
Ann - Dude you should have just broken the ice and dutch ovened him
Ann - Dude you should have just broken the ice and dutch ovened him
by missj1982 December 12, 2009
by Jenny Any Dots April 14, 2006
An FI is an an abbreviation for Fucking Idiot. You see these driving on the roads every fucking day. You can also find them in the workplace, in stores, and health clubs, police departments, and yes hospitals too. Most of them are men, but some are women.
That FI cut me off!
by Non FI May 30, 2014
what's his phone number? fo-fo-fi-fo-fo-fi-fo (445-4454)
by futuretrucker January 25, 2005