Fick

An ironic synonym for thick. Use it for someone undeserving of the term thickor so retarded that they probably wouldn't understand the difference or I find it useful when sarcasm comes to play. Beware though a chav would use this term as a serious insult.

"Am I being fick?"

"Shit you're fick"

"A general fuckwit, sharing the intellectual qualities of the likes of George W Bush"

"oh my god mo fo you call me fick??"

by Sasha December 7, 2004

ficke

To learn a lesson the hard way or to be screwed over when one deserves better.

"So I was doing community service for these homeless people, and all of a sudden one dropped me with chloroform and they raped me bad."

"Man, you got ficke'd up the ASS."

by hoppy February 22, 2005

Ficking

The act of farting while receiving anal sex. To some this provides great pleasure.

I tried ficking last night and the guy had the best orgasm of his life.

by Kiddo637 June 21, 2017

Fick

Something one says when you are angry, but laughing at the same time.

Once appeared in a youtube video depicted below.

"You did that? you shut off my xbox without me knowing? oh Fick you guys are hilarious!

by The youtube gods January 27, 2009

Fick

Female dick aka Vagina or vag

"Suck my fick asshole"

orrrrrr.

Your teacher tells you to stop talking in class so you reply with :

"Why dont you shut up and suck my fick you old fuck."

by LeyLeyDePanama November 14, 2009

Fick

What I often call my boyfriend Mark

Mark, you are a fuc*ing fick

by Julie December 2, 2004

fick

a fick is a shriveled up monkey penis

he thought he was huge but when the pants dropped he had a little fick

by reggie gangsta March 18, 2010