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(noun) - usually means damn, however it is open to interpretation seeing as it is actually a french word
(verb) - to actively fiche is to not care (again, the actual action of ficheing can be interpreted many different ways depending on its context)
(adj.) - something that displays fiche-like qualities or clearly does not give a damn
1. (as a noun) - Mahdayum really doesn't give a fiche about being on time- she showed up 8 minutes late today.
2. (as a verb) - Meare fiched so hard on that math test yesterday, she got a 33!
3. (as an adjective) - Podge felt the meiosis lab was especially ficheish, so she decided to put it off until monday night.
Urban Dictionary Merch
Can be substituted with the word Guiche. It generally has the same meaning. It is used to mean 'yeah right' or 'as if'. It is a common phrase used by a goivemaster or someone who likes to goive alot of things.
Joe: "Did you get into Oxford Uni Red?"
Red: "Yeah Fiche i did, do i look poor, ethnic, handicapped or gay Joe?"
Fiche by M@doG January 10, 2006

Fiche, fiChe, fichE 

je m'en fiche 

"Je m'en fiche" is a French expression that can be loosely translated to "I don't care" or "I don't give a damn." It is similar to the French expression "je m'en fous" (I don't give a fuck), but far less vulgar. It is still slang though and usually used in what one could potentially describe as "street French;" albeit a softer street French than the one that would use "je m'en fous" or "j'en ai rien à foutre."
He wants to leave me for whom? Pffft, je m'en fiche! I'll just find someone new.
je m'en fiche by Hephaestus Collins February 22, 2015

parts fiche 

An exploded diagram of a part, often giving a number for each individual piece.

It is a term most often seen on websites that sell parts for mechanical systems, like auto parts, computer parts, etc.

Etymology wise, it stems from the term Microfiche.
Joseph: "I need to find this specific bolt for my brake calipers but don't know where to start!"

Grandmom Josephine: "Why don't you find a parts fiche? Then you can move your car out of my driveway..."
parts fiche by Ya guy tony June 6, 2018

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Severely intoxicated, typically with classic chooch or evil brown chooch involved in some capacity.
“FACHED”

“Oh, man, I was so fached last Thursday.” “Yea, you kept calling yourself Bricholas Cage and fighting any one that offered you a bump”

“You guys want to hit the Handicap Stall and get fached before date night?”
Fached by Thursday.lines December 26, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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