fhids; 

an expression of anger

I'm so angry... fhids;

fhids; by Ma$e January 25, 2004

FAIDS 

Abbreviation for Feline AIDS.
Cat AIDS in lamence terms.

Eg 1,

Isaac: Have you heard about Big Tom?

Joe GT: You mean Jeremy's cat?

Isaac: Yeah, hes got FAIDS.

Eg 2,

Mr Clifford: Remember the time we found that bag of excrement at my house?

Jacob: Shit yeah, we're lucky we didnt catch FAIDS!

FAIDS by jMiR February 16, 2010

faids 

faggot aids

I think john got faids after fucking a homo

faids by we hate all faggots August 1, 2023

Fids

The word "fids" comes from the word "kids" The "f" means feathered. Its a word that bird owners will use, usually the more advanced owners.

Ahh, the fids have been going crazy all day.

Fids by Cipiripi April 22, 2011

FAIDS 

An acronym that stands for "Financial Allocation Ineptitude/Disability Syndrome", and refers to an inability to properly manage financial assets. Those who suffer from FAIDS usually suck horribly at Monopoly, and are constantly over-drafting their bank accounts.

Members of both sexes can suffer from FAIDS, examples being women who buy excessive amounts of clothing or men who buy useless tools that they will never use.

One of the easiest and most effective treatments for FAIDS is using scissors to cut up the victims' credit cards.

Guy 1: "Dude, what the fuck! Don't just buy every damn property you land on, use your brain!"

Guy 2: "Sorry man... I can't help it... I don't know how to deal with my money... I.. *sniffle* I have FAIDS!"

Guy 1: "My god... I had no idea..."

FAIDS by phroot January 23, 2009

FAIDS 

FAIDS or FADES, featured in the comic titled The 120 Nights of St. DeathCruise, is short of Fish Aids. Fish Aids was originally coined when the author saw a person fishing in the Hudson River, NY.

Eating a fish infected by FAIDS will result in death.

FAIDS by RaineLizander September 10, 2006

FIDS

Facebook, Instant, Death, Syndrome. When you attempt to log into your facebook account to find the powers that be at facebook deem the actions you have partaken in too raw. Resulting in them killing your profile off. Common causes - Telling an old Ukranian man that a photo of his 90 year old mother is giving you a fat. Or that his German Shepperd has its lipstick out.

Also joining groups of poor taste eg - satanic sluts, fuck jesus or kangaroos are cunts.

I awoke one sunny morning ready to marvel at the comedic genius of my facebook profile. Only to find that i have been an overnight victim of FIDS

FIDS by bibpaule February 16, 2009