Fhag 

1) A short-form, somewhat polite way of describing a "ferret hag", usually (but not necessarily) gay, who carries ferrets around in neighborhoods so brazenly that the two of them may actually be arrested; first seen in Capitol Hill, Seattle, Washington in 2014.

"Police: Man with ferret terrorizes doorman with ferret phobia"
KOMO News, Seattle

See also
Facebook, "Jail that Ferret Fhag"

"I keep seeing that fhag with his pet. Ferrets scare me more than pit bulls. I need to call the police."

"Look at the fhag marching with the pet contingent in the Seattle Pride Parade."

Fhag by Voltaire (@LetUsTweetCake) June 30, 2016

Fhaggot 

A non-offensive term of endearment. Kind of like the way we used faggot in the '80s.

Synonyms: ghey

Haha, you're such a fhaggot.

Fhaggot by kingsfan October 7, 2016

Fhagot 

An English word that originates from the Greek word "φάκελος" "fakelos", meaning "envelope", as in, "a flat paper container with a sealable flap, used to enclose a letter or document." The word "fhagot" (pronounced /faɡɔt/) is distinct from the word "faggot" (pronounced /ˈfaɡət/) which was also derived from "φάκελος" and is currently an English pejorative for a homosexual person.

The definition of the word "fhagot" is that of a person whether they be homosexual or not who uses homofhobia to excuse their unwanted blatant hatred of others. Used especially when the user is aware that the subject is a socially regressive Authoritarian who believes themselves to be popular despite evidence to the contrary.

Person A: "I think the problems of society would go away if we go back to when faggots didn't have rights and people didn't care if they did."

Person B: "The human rights of everyone don't suddenly become so valueless that an individual should be able to decide the limits of human rights while said individual lacks the intelligence, knowledge, and maturity to ever be capable of that decision in their mortal existence."

Person A: *irrational, belligerent, disagreement*

Person B: "Why're you hatin', fhagot?"

Fhagot by 34vogkov43 November 9, 2021

fhagg

A word that will enrage some stupid millennial nigger trans-lesbo dog-fisting queer on the Facebook oversight team who will take offense when using it to describe the low-quality and effeminate crowd at the local craft brewery. This is in no way used to describe a 'fag' who simply sucks dick and takes it up the ass. A far more respectable human being than someone who fists dogs and probably has a special pronoun for it.

I hate going to Bottle-Logic because you have to wade through the fhaggs lined up 4 rows deep at the bar. They all smell like chocolate-infused weed and sadness.

fhagg by Squeaky Tres November 15, 2022

Fhaggot 

A term for a lesbian who engages in hacking.

Tiffany you fhaggot, get off my AI chatbot, I know it's you.

Fhaggot by uberswag69 February 23, 2025