ferretboy

A boy who’s super flexible. Including during gay sex.

I am a ferretboy🥰

“I wanna fuck a ferretboy.”

by Mr.tweetweet June 17, 2023

ferretor

A ferret owner, breeder, expert or enthusiast.

If you're really thinking about getting a ferret, talk to Jill Gibb, she's a real ferretor.

by Jill Gibb May 18, 2006

Ferretology

The belief(religion) in the ferret way of life.

Lying in hammocks all day. Running around with your head in potato chip bags. Tunnel through couches in search of the perfect napping/hiding place. Hoarding shiny objects, shiny things make everyone happy.

And in having the utmost respect and admiration for redheads.

Man, ever since I switched over to Ferretology my life has been so much happier.

by RedheadVB February 26, 2011

Ferretologist

One who specializes in the art of raising ferrets, and is usually quite knowledgable in all things ferret oriented. One well adversed in their care and wellbeing. A wannabe doctor for ferrets, that can't afford veterinary college.

I have to take Pookie to my Ferretologist, because Pookie is biting the other ferrets, and I can't get her to eat her expensive ferret treats.

by BrattyBrat October 5, 2011

ferretor

ferret god
a fat ferret who lives on a tropical island and commands all the other ferrets to do its bidding.

Man I wish i was ferretor
or
Ferretor commands you

by Bacon may taste good but it's bad for you September 2, 2004

Ferretdonia

Established in 1999, Ferretdonia is made up of what used to be Texas and Mexico. King Anferny I is planning a revolution and depends on being sucessful, thus forming the Nation of Ferretdonia. Laws will be lax compared to other countries, and it will be a haven for drug labs, and money laundering.

I had my U.S. citizenship revoked, so I fled to Ferretdonia.

by King Anferny I August 31, 2003

Ferretoph

A slur used for gay people since all the other once are too boring

SHUT IT FERRETOPH

by Yabeast101 February 21, 2025