Lying in hammocks all day. Running around with your head in potato chip bags. Tunnel through couches in search of the perfect napping/hiding place. Hoarding shiny objects, shiny things make everyone happy.
And in having the utmost respect and admiration for redheads.
One who specializes in the art of raising ferrets, and is usually quite knowledgable in all things ferret oriented. One well adversed in their care and wellbeing. A wannabe doctor for ferrets, that can't afford veterinary college.
I have to take Pookie to my Ferretologist, because Pookie is biting the other ferrets, and I can't get her to eat her expensive ferret treats.
Established in 1999, Ferretdonia is made up of what used to be Texas and Mexico. King Anferny I is planning a revolution and depends on being sucessful, thus forming the Nation of Ferretdonia. Laws will be lax compared to other countries, and it will be a haven for drug labs, and money laundering.
I had my U.S. citizenship revoked, so I fled to Ferretdonia.