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ferretor 

A ferret owner, breeder, expert or enthusiast.
If you're really thinking about getting a ferret, talk to Jill Gibb, she's a real ferretor.
ferretor by Jill Gibb May 18, 2006

Ferretology 

The belief(religion) in the ferret way of life.

Lying in hammocks all day. Running around with your head in potato chip bags. Tunnel through couches in search of the perfect napping/hiding place. Hoarding shiny objects, shiny things make everyone happy.

And in having the utmost respect and admiration for redheads.
Man, ever since I switched over to Ferretology my life has been so much happier.
Ferretology by RedheadVB February 26, 2011

Ferretologist 

One who specializes in the art of raising ferrets, and is usually quite knowledgable in all things ferret oriented. One well adversed in their care and wellbeing. A wannabe doctor for ferrets, that can't afford veterinary college.
I have to take Pookie to my Ferretologist, because Pookie is biting the other ferrets, and I can't get her to eat her expensive ferret treats.
Ferretologist by BrattyBrat October 5, 2011

ferretor 

ferret god
a fat ferret who lives on a tropical island and commands all the other ferrets to do its bidding.
Man I wish i was ferretor
or
Ferretor commands you

Ferretdonia 

Established in 1999, Ferretdonia is made up of what used to be Texas and Mexico. King Anferny I is planning a revolution and depends on being sucessful, thus forming the Nation of Ferretdonia. Laws will be lax compared to other countries, and it will be a haven for drug labs, and money laundering.
I had my U.S. citizenship revoked, so I fled to Ferretdonia.
Ferretdonia by King Anferny I August 31, 2003

Ferretoph 

A slur used for gay people since all the other once are too boring
SHUT IT FERRETOPH
Ferretoph by Yabeast101 February 21, 2025
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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