feng shuanal

something you would say or scream at the tv when you see one of those self-important designers explaining the "che" of the dump they just redesigned. also to be used in person when some overblown, braindead idiot goes on and on about how their sty is much more in harmony than your palace.

my god man, did you really just say that that's the wrong plant for my personality? you are one feng shuanal moron. now get the f--- out of my pub.

by publican September 22, 2009

fengshuinal

analfengshui
When someone carries their need for structure and harmony to the extreme, thereby becoming "anal" about it.

pronunciation: fung shwaynal

Jenn: "Don't tell me Susie is coming to lunch, or I'll have to pass. She actually tried to reorganize my house, my sex life, and my refrigerator on her last phone call!"

Olivia: "Yeah- you're right. She redefines fengshuinal!"

by OliviaWilder October 31, 2008