A complex formula for determining the optimum level of window-opening required in an office.
x = (3.4 I/T) + (D/3) / WY
x = amount of window-opening required
I = irritation caused to colleagues by window-opening, measured in furyons
D = thickness of denim jacket worn by the window-opener, measured in Status Quos
W = daily amount of non-window-opening work done by window-opener
Y = yellowness of hair of window opener
As W always equals 0 the solution to the equation is always infinity.
x = (3.4 I/T) + (D/3) / WY
x = amount of window-opening required
I = irritation caused to colleagues by window-opening, measured in furyons
D = thickness of denim jacket worn by the window-opener, measured in Status Quos
W = daily amount of non-window-opening work done by window-opener
Y = yellowness of hair of window opener
As W always equals 0 the solution to the equation is always infinity.
Newton: That's what I hate most about Felders. Opening windows willy-nilly.
Hovis: Its not as random as it appears. He can't embark on his window-opening tours without first solving the Feldman Equation.
Hovis: Its not as random as it appears. He can't embark on his window-opening tours without first solving the Feldman Equation.
by Unnatural England June 29, 2009
A description of a woman's breasts after undergoing a very poorly executed breast enhancement surgery, resulting in nipples that face in different directions - a la the deceased actor, Marty Feldman's eyes.
"She must have had her boob job done on the cheap. She went in for a D-cup and ended up with a Marty Feldman."
by V_T May 31, 2008
(noun) A person who does blow off of a stripper's ass while commenting on their failed career.
(verb) The action of convincing those in a state of monetary or mental desperation to have anal sex with you despite having no remblance to a soul.
(verb) The action of convincing those in a state of monetary or mental desperation to have anal sex with you despite having no remblance to a soul.
1. Q: Are you still friends with John?
A: No, he's a total Corey Feldman
2: Q: I feel bad that Anna's been so depressed lately. Did you talk to her last night?
A: Yeah, and I totally Corey Feldman'd her. High five!
A: No, he's a total Corey Feldman
2: Q: I feel bad that Anna's been so depressed lately. Did you talk to her last night?
A: Yeah, and I totally Corey Feldman'd her. High five!
by Kyle MacLachlan April 8, 2006
Jadyn Feldman is a very energetic person, and they could love anyone . They are fairly attractive, very smart, talented, and loves to give.
by Human Names December 27, 2016
The hottest actor of the 80s (other than River Phoenix) who is still adored why teenage girls today.
Girl 1: OMG Corey Feldman is soo hot!
Girl 2: Who?
Girl 1: Oh my gosh, he is, like the best 80s actor EVER and he is so hot! *finds picture of him on phone*
Girl 2: Who?
Girl 1: Oh my gosh, he is, like the best 80s actor EVER and he is so hot! *finds picture of him on phone*
by Phorl May 12, 2009
A person who is the best girl in the world. She makes everybody around her happy and never brings anyone down.
by dspm July 14, 2011
he's like WADDUP after hooking up with a mack feldman, and then goes and hooks up with a ryan zeisloft.
by COD DA MASTA January 14, 2009