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feeding the pig 

Receiving fellatio from a larger than average woman
Man I'm gonna be feeding the pig when Bertha comes over.

Feeding the pig 

When someone is worrying over something tiny that doesn't really affect anything, you would say they're feeding the pig. Usually, this means they're worried about another, bigger problem which they're subconsciously avoiding by focusing on this one.
Person 1: I can't decide between red and mauve lipstick, and I need to make the right impression or they won't hire me!

Person 2: Oh, stop feeding the pig.

Feeding the pig 

Waiting and possibly nurturing the girl's "issue" until it passes, at which point you can persue her.

A girl who is too young for you has an attraction for you, but you can't do anything about it due to her age. So you "feed the pig" until she is older and then you allow her attraction for you to turn into something.

Origin: Came from the term "Feeding the pig" which is a situation in where you have a small pig that is useless to you, so you feed it and nurture it until it grows to a fat pig in which you then have a use for it.
Bill: Hey man, that girl wants me so bad. Too bad she's too young.

Tom: Why don't you just feed the pig until she's older?

Bill: Ya man, feeding the pig on this girl will pay off in the end.
Feeding the pig by CMBC June 16, 2009

Feeding the guinea pig 

A german way of saying to shag someone's girlfriend when the other person's streaming
Alright guys, I'm gonna be feeding the guinea pig soon,brb.
Feeding the guinea pig by DonnyDucky September 27, 2017

feedin' the pigeons 

Another name for masturbating. The motion a guys hand makes when masturbating.
Guy 1: "What are you doing tonight?"

Guy 2: "Nothing, probably just feedin' the pigeons."
feedin' the pigeons by poolboy in February 12, 2008
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