Working at a place of employment that requires littlework. The time of which, is mostly spent surfing the net, watching internet TV, and instant messaging friends.
"Hey Chuck whats up?" "Not much Joe, just catching up on The Office and feeding the pig."
When someone is worrying over something tiny that doesn't really affect anything, you would say they're feeding the pig. Usually, this means they're worried about another, bigger problem which they're subconsciously avoiding by focusing on this one.
Person 1: I can't decide between red and mauve lipstick, and I need to make the right impression or they won't hire me!
Waiting and possibly nurturing the girl's "issue" until it passes, at which point you can persue her.
A girl who is too young for you has an attraction for you, but you can't do anything about it due to her age. So you "feed the pig" until she is older and then you allow her attraction for you to turn into something.
Origin: Came from the term "Feeding the pig" which is a situation in where you have a small pig that is useless to you, so you feed it and nurture it until it grows to a fat pig in which you then have a use for it.
Bill: Hey man, that girl wants me so bad. Too bad she's too young.
Tom: Why don't you just feed the pig until she's older?
Bill: Ya man, feeding the pig on this girl will pay off in the end.
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppymetrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"