The degree to which a person's pants filter out his/her flatulence. The higher the fecal filter the less fart you smell.
Customer: Excuse me sir, could you tell me which of these brands of jeans has the highest fecal filter?
Salesperson: Of course. (Brand A) will give you the best protection. Wear (Brand B), however, and you might as well go commando; you can practically SEE the gas wafting out.
One who spelunks for fecal matter. Pertaining largely to the genus Ass Anglerus Maximus. See also: recal rummager
Boy, howdy! This gay bar sure is filled with loads and loads of ass anglers. Cecil, look there! That's one heckuva hairy leather-clad fecal fisherman! I can almost taste the shit mist...
Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.