february 5

a day to specifically celebrate crackhead energy bitches

"my birthday's February 5!"
"oh. so u a crackhead bitch?"

by fentywhore October 15, 2019

february 5

National Lick A Pussy Day

person 1:hey what the hell are you doing

person 2: *stops licking cat and looks at person 1* . Its february 5.

person 1: so ?

person 2: national lick a pussy day . you should too

by hornyjaehyun October 16, 2019

february 5

the day a fine ass bitch was born

n:what’s td
b:it’s february 5th
n:what’s that
b:a bad bitch bday

by Adorable_Attitude July 5, 2023

february 5

It's Kyle J. Simmons birthday so you'd better get a mustache or he will get into your room through your window like Shrek did*.

* "Shrek is love, Shrek is life" video.

Random 3-years-old kid: My birthday is on February 5th!
Me: Oh boy...

by la_polaca_bilingue October 15, 2019

February 5

The best people were born on this day.

It’s February 5
Ohh if this day hadn’t come the world would be terrible

by nini$ October 20, 2019

February 5

If you were born on February 5, you know what you want, and you get it! Don’t EVER mess with someone born on this date they are most likely the creepiest of the friend group. A person born on this date is also prettiest.

You were born on February 5? Oh I won’t mess with you!

by Khloeisdabest January 13, 2020

February 5

if you're born that day youre officially a BIG DICK BOY

oh he was born february 5. they must have a nine incher.

by shar3728 October 15, 2019