February 5 

The best people were born on this day.

It’s February 5
Ohh if this day hadn’t come the world would be terrible

February 5 by nini$ October 20, 2019

February 5 

If you were born on February 5, you know what you want, and you get it! Don’t EVER mess with someone born on this date they are most likely the creepiest of the friend group. A person born on this date is also prettiest.

You were born on February 5? Oh I won’t mess with you!

February 5 by Khloeisdabest January 13, 2020

february 5 

a day to specifically celebrate crackhead energy bitches

"my birthday's February 5!"
"oh. so u a crackhead bitch?"

february 5 by fentywhore October 15, 2019

February 5 

if you're born that day youre officially a BIG DICK BOY

oh he was born february 5. they must have a nine incher.

February 5 by shar3728 October 15, 2019

February 5 

This day is where we celebrate our pet curing our depression! Now get your lazy self and spend more time with your pet!

Dog:woof woof *licks owners tears*

*owner giggles*

Owner:can't wait for February 5th!

February 5 by Oopsksks February 3, 2020

february 5 

National Lick A Pussy Day

person 1:hey what the hell are you doing

person 2: *stops licking cat and looks at person 1* . Its february 5.

person 1: so ?

person 2: national lick a pussy day . you should too

february 5 by hornyjaehyun October 16, 2019

February 5 

This is the day where every Gemini has to ask out a girl they think is hot and if they said yes they are a keeper of they said no it's for the best

Bro 1: aye ask your crush out
Bro 2: um why?
Bro 1: it's February 5th!

February 5 by MY LITTLE VOOMER February 3, 2020