A phrase that is used when you're stoned to signify that it's time to grab a snack. With "Claiming" being the verb to describe the announcement being made and the "feast" is referring to the munchies you're about to grab.
Person 1: Im starving lets go hit up farah's!!
Person 2: Oh poor one, buddeh's claiming feast!!
by yzzoP February 12, 2023
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The grand feast is a multilayer existential event where a human moves even less then a plank inch and that causes the universe to fill up to the brim instantly with his slimy disgusting (delicious) shart ( shit and fart ) , breaking space time and all dimensions. Now every single human on the planet called “earth” has to eat all the shart till every little plank inch is gone.
mmmmmm I’m hungry I wish The Grand Feast would happen.
by Keller austin September 25, 2021
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1. Too much or not enough of something as opposed to a steady, moderate amount. Such as work, food, or income.

2. To have a highly polarized, inconsistent flow of a particular resource or commodity.
My hours at work been inconsistent. It's been feast or famine.
by NihilistDom July 10, 2009
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An unproportionate amount of food for a small amount of people

A feast for beastly hungry people
Bro 1: Dude, I'm hella tired today I don't want to do anything

Bro 2: Ya dude let's just hang around and have a beast feast

Girl 1: Let's just have a beast feast today

Girl 2: I'll bring the Oreos, Ben & Jerry's, pizza, steak, Coke, chips, muffins, wings, lemon bars, Fruit by the Foots, Twix, Reeses, Snickers, burgers, fries, milkshakes, quesadillas, and mac and cheese
by KawaSawa February 7, 2012
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A day, or sometimes everyday, in which a group of bitches come together and are just that, a bitch.
Announcer: Today's Bitch Feast is under written by NPR. Please show your support.

Bitch: Who asked you? You suck!

Announcer: There you have it, that concludes another Bitch Feast 2016.
by T_rump_supporter May 19, 2016
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An indulgence in undisturbed assignations with grooms, telegraph boys, and other ‘renters.’
Wilde had ostensibly rented rooms as a hideaway in which he could write in peaceful seclusion from the distracting hubbub of family life in Tite Street, but in reality they had doubtless served as a lair for “feasting with panthers”.
by SebastianMelmoth October 24, 2008
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something that pleases your eyes, e.g. a very attractive scene.
Nepal has many eye feasts for tourists.
by Uttam Maharjan 2 May 2, 2014
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