1.) One who indulges one self with a grossly amount of desserts
2.) a person who says "derricious" often
3.) lard 4.) a person who smiles and jumps up and down when they see or think of food.
5.) a person who points to another person calling them a Fatty McButterpants
Meng: cookies and ice cream?
Mike: Fatty McButterpants
Sam: Ooo! Ooo! I want some!
Brian: anyone want some lard?
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.