fat nap

taking an unexpected nap and waking up not knowing what day it is

just took a fat nap to the face and i feel like a million bucks, let’s get it tonight

by solman October 15, 2017

fat nap

When fat people fall asleep randomly, and at inopportune times. A cat nap...for fat people.

Damn, Craig's taking a fat nap again!

by Dmizzle2 December 19, 2006

fat nap

A fat nap occurs when an individual sleeps with a larger person of the opposite sex but does not engage in sexual activities with this person. The fat napper, the slimmer person or individual who executes the fat nap, often awakens from this experience feeling rejuvenated and refreshed. However, there are no positive or negative side effects for the fat nappee, the larger individual in the fat nap.

Friend 1 : "Did you hook up with that fat chick last night from the party?

Friend 2: "Nawh, I just copped a fat nap and I feel great"

Friend 1: "Yeah, fat naps are like Red Bulls - they give you wings!"

by DT-ILM December 09, 2009

Fat Nap

After taking a short or long nap and waking up feeling refreshed and completely rested

“I just woke up from a fat nap!”

by kissmethruthephon March 07, 2018

Fat Nap

Any nap lasting longer than at least an hour and a half, usually taken when someone is especially tired. Usually causes confusion once awakening, but also a feeling of being well rested.

Boy, I'm so tired... I barely got any sleep last night. You bet imma take a Fat Nap when I get home.

by yikes.net January 15, 2019

Fat Nap

Similar to a cat nap, but induced by the consumption of food. Most common occurrence is after a Thanksgiving dinner.

Man, after all that turkey, I'm stuffed. I'll just unbutton my pants and take a little fat nap.

by randymcgr February 11, 2011