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fat cakes 

A really fat person who sitts all day long
fat cakes by Andrew Hamilton April 22, 2006
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Fat Cake 

Army jargon for snack cakes such as honey buns, zebra cakes, twinkies, muffins, hostess cakes, etc.
You've been eating too many fat cakes soldier!
Fat Cake by Grey23 May 10, 2011

fat cake 

awesomely awesome... its a cake ball filled with marshmallow cream and covered in sugar! can be fried
a fat cake is like a peep but way better and awesomer

Fat Cake 

A cake that is white and fluffy with LOTS of frosting.

A fat dick with lots of "frosting" and a cherry on top.
unzip your boyfriends pants after you make him horny.

Haley-"Billy why are you being a Fat Cake?"
Billy-"A what?!?"
Haley-"A fat cake! your being a Fat Cake!!"
Billy-"A fat cake... SWEET!"

Shania and Haley- *laughing*
Taylor-"wait....what?!?"
Fat Cake by baseballchick January 1, 2012

Beefing the Fat Cake 

When someone, usually a biological female, is throwing some beef down on the fat cake. This is more prominent is Spring, specifically after the 1st heat wave.
Babe, have you been beefing the fat cake? Yeah, I can tell you have, smells like it.

Fat Man Cake 

No good scammer that should never be trusted with any amount of cash in runescape. He has scammed nearly 500mil+. He will befriend you one moment, and backstab you the next, don't give into his lies, he may convince you otherwise, but in the end, you'll just be his next victim. The only upside is that, he believes that runescape is more than just a game, it's his life, preserved in a server somewhere. This brings me, and many others great joy, because the more he scams, the more he is sucked into this imaginary world, and the more 'real' life he loses. Let's just observe him, slowly killing himself, and enjoy it. Doesn't that just make you feel all warm inside?
scammer, loser, child, immature, cunt, prick, tool, hillbilly(I mean have you seen his commentaries?), ah, I could go on for a while... but you get it fat man cake

I love you like a fat loves cake 

a very cute lyric in 50 Cent's song "21 Questions". Popular in the Chicago area to say to someone you adore.
"And we only humans girl we make mistakes, to make it up I do whatever it take
I love you like a fat kid love cake
You know my style I say anything to make you smile"
Girl: I love you!!
Boy: How much?!!
Girl: Like a fat kid loves cake!
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
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