Fat Cake 

Army jargon for snack cakes such as honey buns, zebra cakes, twinkies, muffins, hostess cakes, etc.

You've been eating too many fat cakes soldier!

Fat Cake by Grey23 May 10, 2011

fat cake 

awesomely awesome... its a cake ball filled with marshmallow cream and covered in sugar! can be fried

a fat cake is like a peep but way better and awesomer

fat cake by Fat kids crave the fattness January 21, 2012

Fat Cake 

A cake that is white and fluffy with LOTS of frosting.

A fat dick with lots of "frosting" and a cherry on top.

unzip your boyfriends pants after you make him horny.

Haley-"Billy why are you being a Fat Cake?"
Billy-"A what?!?"
Haley-"A fat cake! your being a Fat Cake!!"
Billy-"A fat cake... SWEET!"

Shania and Haley- *laughing*
Taylor-"wait....what?!?"

Fat Cake by baseballchick January 1, 2012

Beefing the Fat Cake 

When someone, usually a biological female, is throwing some beef down on the fat cake. This is more prominent is Spring, specifically after the 1st heat wave.

Babe, have you been beefing the fat cake? Yeah, I can tell you have, smells like it.

Beefing the Fat Cake by TheBeardedLip April 15, 2023

Fat Man Cake 

No good scammer that should never be trusted with any amount of cash in runescape. He has scammed nearly 500mil+. He will befriend you one moment, and backstab you the next, don't give into his lies, he may convince you otherwise, but in the end, you'll just be his next victim. The only upside is that, he believes that runescape is more than just a game, it's his life, preserved in a server somewhere. This brings me, and many others great joy, because the more he scams, the more he is sucked into this imaginary world, and the more 'real' life he loses. Let's just observe him, slowly killing himself, and enjoy it. Doesn't that just make you feel all warm inside?

scammer, loser, child, immature, cunt, prick, tool, hillbilly(I mean have you seen his commentaries?), ah, I could go on for a while... but you get it fat man cake

Fat Man Cake by Wouldn't you like to know :3 January 8, 2012

I love you like a fat loves cake 

a very cute lyric in 50 Cent's song "21 Questions". Popular in the Chicago area to say to someone you adore.
"And we only humans girl we make mistakes, to make it up I do whatever it take
I love you like a fat kid love cake
You know my style I say anything to make you smile"

Girl: I love you!!
Boy: How much?!!
Girl: Like a fat kid loves cake!

I love you like a fat loves cake by Marissa The Great April 20, 2006

big fat chocolate cake 

A euphemism for faeces.

"Christ, this smells like someone had a big fat chocolate cake in here!"

"Bob, get your fucking head out of the toilet."

big fat chocolate cake by jockerty May 2, 2019