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1.n. A large heavenly body, with common tendancy to set his alarm clock to 9:59pm. This has been clinically attributed to the fact that Applebees begins serving half off appetizers at a coinciding time. Often mistaken for a Sasquatch or the Elmer's Glue Cow. Often mistakes himself for a bodybuilder.

2.n. A fat, living, breathing stress ball.

3. n. An univited houseguest, who makes it a point to destroy one inanimate object of great value to the homeowner.

4. n. The Phobia commonly found amoung Buffet owners.

5. n. Belongs to a frat, not a fraternity.

6. v. To be an idiot.
~Yo son, can you give me a ride to the club tonight?
~Nah bro, I'm takin Fat C.
~I thought you had a minivan.
~I do.
~Truth nigga.
Fat C by Brothers of Theta Gamma December 30, 2005

Fat Cocky 

the Jamaican Patios equivalent to saying someone has a fat penis / thick cock. It means they have a lot of girth and is usually used by women, effeminate gays and transsexuals in a positive light since the width and girth of a fat cock provides a lot of pleasure as it fills their pussy and ass.
Fag Hag Amelia Sewell: I miss fat cocky resting in between my jaw and stretching my pussy

Chadwick Blissett: So true girl, my bootyhole feels so empty without fat cocky stuffing it. thankfully when i go to prison they'll be plenty of cocky there to fuck my fat booty.

Karla Mendez: The fat cocky I was taking in my sextape filled my little cunt up so much, i felt so stuffed and stretched.
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Fat Choi 

Fat Choi:

He is one of the most unreliable people of all time. He lives in china with his mom and eats noodles everyday. He is a fat boy who gets all the girls. Everyone loves Fat Choi.
Fat Choi is my boy.
Fat Choi saves the day.
Fat Choi by Penny Not Wise September 21, 2017

Listen up here ya fat cunt 

Penguin: Sir
Cowbelly: what
Penguin: you're too blue to be here
Cowbelly: Listen up here ya fat cunt

Fat crush 

You have a fat crush on her
Fat crush by funnycar56 June 17, 2019

fat coochie 

When a girls coochie is plump and moist. Good to fuck
Girl: my coochie is so fat he came so fast
Boy: she has a fat coochie
fat coochie by Fat_coochie October 5, 2017