Fat Ass Tine

Fat Ass Tine is a girl who is the fattest runner you will ever encounter. She likes to roll to the finish line because our coach has to have food on a fish line and wheels it in to get her to run/roll. Everyone I know calls her fat ass, even the coach, cuz she's just so damn big. If you would like to help this girl lose weight please fwd emails of encouragement to me and I'll send them along to her. Thanx in advanced!

Much love to Fat Ass Tine....lord bless her fat ass

Fat Ass Tine rolls to the finish line!

Fat Ass Tine by Ihatetine November 11, 2004

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this IS fat ass tine and i just want to say you are all wrong... except for the fact that im fat...and i roll instead of run... and i like food...*watch out for the big girl*

Fat Ass Tine is fat... big girls, they take up all the room.

fat ass tine by Sterlhasasmallhead November 18, 2004

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Fat Ass Tine

A very fat girl who is my sister, though I am so much hotter than her. She can hardly stand up.

Fat Ass Tine my have come out of the same momma as me, but she looks like she came out of a different hole.

Fat Ass Tine by Sterlhasasmallhead November 14, 2004

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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