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Fatstrong
Weight-training enthusiasts who are simultaneously fat and strong. Fatstrongs are often, but by no means exclusively, powerlifters obsessed with the Big 3 Lifts (bench, squat, and deadlift). They look with scorn upon those who have such goals as pleasing aesthetics, mobility, or walking up a flight of stairs without hyperventilating.
In the mind of the fatstrong, every conceivable physical goal can be achieved through more squats and oats. They are oblivious to their own bulging bellies, horrific posture, and anathema to women. Medial deltoids not growing? Do more deadlifts. Calves too small? More deadlifts. Pencil neck? More deadlifts. 30% bodyfat? More deadlifts and oats.
Ideally the fatstrong should sport a shaved head and jaunty goatee. While frequently intelligent outside the gym, the fatstrong exhibits a body dysmorphia (aka bigorexia) comparable to the fat chick who thinks she's gorgeous and men are just 'intimidated' by her.
In the mind of the fatstrong, every conceivable physical goal can be achieved through more squats and oats. They are oblivious to their own bulging bellies, horrific posture, and anathema to women. Medial deltoids not growing? Do more deadlifts. Calves too small? More deadlifts. Pencil neck? More deadlifts. 30% bodyfat? More deadlifts and oats.
Ideally the fatstrong should sport a shaved head and jaunty goatee. While frequently intelligent outside the gym, the fatstrong exhibits a body dysmorphia (aka bigorexia) comparable to the fat chick who thinks she's gorgeous and men are just 'intimidated' by her.
Any mod on any powerlifting forum. Many fatstrongs can also be found on sites like bodybuilding.com and t-nation.com. They can be identified through the following question:
Q: "Hey, I've been following a basic program of compound lifts for a year now. My (any body part) is lagging though. What isolation exercises should I do for (body part)?"
Fatstrong A: "LOL! PHAGGOT! WHY DO U WANT TO BUILD THAT? JUST SQUAT U FCKIN PUSSY! COME BACK WHEN U WEIGH 250 AND R PULLIN 5 PLATES."
Q: "Hey, I've been following a basic program of compound lifts for a year now. My (any body part) is lagging though. What isolation exercises should I do for (body part)?"
Fatstrong A: "LOL! PHAGGOT! WHY DO U WANT TO BUILD THAT? JUST SQUAT U FCKIN PUSSY! COME BACK WHEN U WEIGH 250 AND R PULLIN 5 PLATES."
Fatstrong by CAPSLOCK HUSTLA August 5, 2013
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A giant mythical, gay robot from the future that turns into a simply fabulous dance club. Faggatron most closely resembles a Transformer in appearance, but communicates with a pronounced effeminate lisp. Faggatron is the result of years of intense faggatronics research (hence his name).
Faggatrons primary objective is to combat homosexual intolerance, by transforming into a simply fabulous discotheque for all to enjoy. With a sassy lisp, "hey guys .. let's party", is a hard thing to resist from a 80 foot robot with laser blasters.
While Faggatron is RARELY seen in his physical form, his influence on the world still shines bright today. The UK's pop music scene was particularly fortunate in the 1980's.
As a concept, Faggatron challenges the notion of how exactly a robot could be homosexual in the first place. While Faggatron is mostly a-sexual, his design is more yang than yin. This is further explored by the First Church of Appliantology
One can always tell where Faggatron has been, because of the residual level of faggatronics in the area. This can result in a higher than normal level of art galleries, dance clubs, and botiques with urban accessories for the metrosexual gentleman.
Faggatrons primary objective is to combat homosexual intolerance, by transforming into a simply fabulous discotheque for all to enjoy. With a sassy lisp, "hey guys .. let's party", is a hard thing to resist from a 80 foot robot with laser blasters.
While Faggatron is RARELY seen in his physical form, his influence on the world still shines bright today. The UK's pop music scene was particularly fortunate in the 1980's.
As a concept, Faggatron challenges the notion of how exactly a robot could be homosexual in the first place. While Faggatron is mostly a-sexual, his design is more yang than yin. This is further explored by the First Church of Appliantology
One can always tell where Faggatron has been, because of the residual level of faggatronics in the area. This can result in a higher than normal level of art galleries, dance clubs, and botiques with urban accessories for the metrosexual gentleman.
Gary: "I feel that my sexual identity is not being respected"
Chip: "Don't worry Gary. Faggatron will be here soon to blast all these fools. Then we will dance."
Chip: "Don't worry Gary. Faggatron will be here soon to blast all these fools. Then we will dance."
faggatron by shoeburger December 16, 2008