fart jammer
fart jammer by Jaime Adrian December 5, 2004
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farthammer is a new breed of porn star. he concludes each sexual experience with a stern fart to the face of whomever he is currently having intercourse with.
farthammer by omfghax August 30, 2004
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farthammer
to ejaculate all over a girl's face after sex, and then topping it off by triumphantly farting in her face
farthammer by marqis April 15, 2006
Farthammer
Germanic, das fartzenheimer. Refers to an ancient Nordic practice in which warriors, on the eve of battle, would engage in a festival of beer, roasted meat, bowel manipulation, and vigorous anal sex to produce an astounding amount of pent up anal gasses (often combined with farticles) that would be hurled at the enemy during close combat. The Nordic warriors were usually so hung over that the noxious fumes had little effect on them. But, the enemy commonly succumbed to the fetid cloud.
After the party, Elwood woke up with a piercing headache in a strange room with his butt bleeding and ripped one so loud it could only be called a farthammer.
Farthammer by Larry Sanders December 14, 2004
farthammer
Using jet propelled fart and slamming it on someone
Also a name towards someone who is robust and repulsive
Also a name towards someone who is robust and repulsive
farthammer by Phillis Bradburry McShankens (aka farthammer) September 30, 2003
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when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.