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fart goblin 

A large brown log (usually known as shitturdpoopoopand shite which pops out of your anal passage when you fart loudly.
Fuck me mate I farted yesterday and got attacked by a hugh fart goblin!
fart goblin by Beavis_rfc May 31, 2005

Specky googly eyed goblin fart sniffer

A person who wears glasses and looks like they have googly eyes and look like a goblin and smell farts
Person 1 "Is that house made out of concrete?"
Person 2 "It's not made out of lego bricks you Specky googly eyed goblin fart sniffer"

fart gobbling hoebag 

One that gobbles farts as well as penises.
We went to a party and saw your mom. she was being a fart gobbling hoebag.

fartgobblin

If only that fartgobblin cared as much about Russian Bounties on US soldiers as he does banning Tiktok.
fartgobblin by nuumite July 31, 2020

FatGoblin 

Do you agree that FatGoblin
FatGoblin by QuirkyAngus September 21, 2022
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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