Girls who are below legal-age who work in the beer-bars and go-go bars of Pattaya and Bangkok. Although they look over 18, their most tell-tale sign, is that they will laugh at a farang's (foreign person's) stupid jokes and are willing to try and engage with customers and show a little bit of fun and appreciation.
The other well-worn out grumpy bar girls who just frown, looking mindlessly into their iphone, and all but say 'Oh My Buddha, I'm sick of been here, but I'm too lazy to find a real job,' can't stand been next to any Farm Fresh as they make the older ones look like the obnoxious and damaged, money-hungry gold-diggers they are.
The other well-worn out grumpy bar girls who just frown, looking mindlessly into their iphone, and all but say 'Oh My Buddha, I'm sick of been here, but I'm too lazy to find a real job,' can't stand been next to any Farm Fresh as they make the older ones look like the obnoxious and damaged, money-hungry gold-diggers they are.
Bert and Ernie of Seaseme Street go straight to Pattaya and for a bit of female companionship and the boom-boom that comes with it:
Ernie - "Bert, if you're bringing a girl to the hotel tonight, make sure she has some ID. If the hotel catch you with an underage girl, you're gonna look like a right Garry Glitter."
Bert - "Quit your nattering and relax. I don't care if I bring back a farm fresh, just as long as the paparazzi don't spy on me here and try to ruin my chances of running for US president!"
Ernie - "Bert, if you're bringing a girl to the hotel tonight, make sure she has some ID. If the hotel catch you with an underage girl, you're gonna look like a right Garry Glitter."
Bert - "Quit your nattering and relax. I don't care if I bring back a farm fresh, just as long as the paparazzi don't spy on me here and try to ruin my chances of running for US president!"
by Chessymcchessyface February 21, 2018
Get the Farm Freshmug. Used to describe a good looking Country guy. Ruggedly handsome, dirty work boots, unshaven face, tall and built.
Overall a dirty, sexy, working country man.
Overall a dirty, sexy, working country man.
"Hey Michelle! Did ya see the farm fresh in aisle 4?"
"I see farm fresh everyday on his way to work"
"Did you see him? FARM FRESH!"
"I see farm fresh everyday on his way to work"
"Did you see him? FARM FRESH!"
by Grandma Hunter October 25, 2009
Get the Farm Freshmug. Early morning sex. Wake up booty call. Nudged at the crack of dawn for a little rise n shine. A little morning glory.
Rachel woke me up grinding her pussy against my leg. She wanted a little farm fresh breakfast.
Sorry I’m late. I had a farm fresh breakfast this morning.
I had to make my own oatmeal this morning cause my mum was getting a farm fresh breakfast.
Sorry I’m late. I had a farm fresh breakfast this morning.
I had to make my own oatmeal this morning cause my mum was getting a farm fresh breakfast.
by Eaton Holgoode February 10, 2018
Get the Farm Fresh Breakfastmug. by AlienCat4915 October 7, 2018
Get the Farm Fresh Scramblemug. A homosexual male that has recently come to a more populated area. They come directly from the farming community they liveds in there whole lives and usually go nutZ when first free in the "big city".
Dude, That guy is a farm fresh fairy, I don't care if he is fixing your lawn mower I wouldn't let him in the house.
by jerm Mckay June 26, 2005
Get the farm fresh fairymug. Another way of saying one is a goddamn bisexual. Originated from Cheryl Stardust's TikTok where she transforms herself into a queer Barbie. (It's me. I'm Cheryl Stardust.)
1. I'm having an iced coffee in my peasant blouse while listening to Halsey. I'm such a farm fresh bisexual.
2. You see that guy with the earrings, dyed hair, Vans, and rolled up jeans? Certified 100% farm fresh bisexual.
2. You see that guy with the earrings, dyed hair, Vans, and rolled up jeans? Certified 100% farm fresh bisexual.
by Cheryl Stardust March 9, 2021
Get the Farm Fresh Bisexualmug. A Farm Fresh Drop is a marketing term used to describe new releases of clothing or accessory brands, particularly a Goorin Bros hat (they make like farm / animal themed hats), known for being particularly expensive.
The incentive, I would suppose, is usually to buy the item with the expectation that it will balloon in price, and then sell it to some other poor soul. Either that, or you actually like it. You poor soul.
The incentive, I would suppose, is usually to buy the item with the expectation that it will balloon in price, and then sell it to some other poor soul. Either that, or you actually like it. You poor soul.
Did you see that FARM FRESH DROP from Goorin Bros the other day? I got 30 of their new donkey hats, and I'mma sell em to make that sweet bread!
later that day on eBay:
🚨FARM FRESH DROP🚨 Donkey No Cap, Dead Ass 🫏🔥SOLD OUT-LIMITED EDITION
later that day on eBay:
🚨FARM FRESH DROP🚨 Donkey No Cap, Dead Ass 🫏🔥SOLD OUT-LIMITED EDITION
by the_dali_llama November 8, 2025
Get the Farm Fresh Dropmug.