Fapstinent

The act or practice of refraining from masturbation/fapping.

Girl: How many times have you masturbated this week?
Guy: I'v been fapstinent for almost 2 weeks!

by iDenzilla June 2, 2015

Flabstinent

A term referring to someone who has never been fat, or for someone who is trying to diet to remain skinny (someone who is "abstaining" from obesity).

The key to being flabstinent is proper diet, exercise, and frankly, good genes.

by Absolutely Punderful May 27, 2013

fapstinence

The practice of abstaining from masturbation

Catholic Mom: I'm so proud of your fapstinence so far. I'm so glad we got you that fapstinence cross.
Son: ...
Catholic Mom: Good talk.

by caljstac August 30, 2014

Fatstinent

When you are involuntarily celibate due to your weight. You are abstinent because you are fat.

In high school I was fatstinent

by Genny from the Roc November 20, 2021

fabstinent

Being fabulously abstinent

Girl 1: “I know you wanna have sex with him”
Girl 2: “I can’t. I’m fabstinent.”

by futurefixed September 14, 2023

fagstinence

To stay clean from any sort of homosexual behavior, mainly referring to sexual actions.

I was full of Fagstinence until I was easily seduced by Mario Lopez.

or, I have Fagstinece because of my dark childhood in Greenville.

by Nojocity November 13, 2011

Fapstidextrous

The ability to jerk off with both hands, either at once or to switch off between hands. It's like being ambidextrous with your jerking off hands.

"Bro, I'm fapstidextrous. I can jerk off with both of my hands."

by overused_maymay February 27, 2019