fanny packing

The act of storing items that one would put in a fanny pack up the ass of ones self and/or in some cases the ass of another (sometimes willingly, sometimes not)

Yourself:

"$7.50 for a beer?! Fuck that! I'm fanny packing one in!"

Another:

Jon: "What do you mean you lost your car keys?"

Jamie: "Me and my girlfriend were fanny packing last night and I haven't seen 'em since."

fanny packing by kempen May 12, 2008

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Fanny Packing

The act of storing a cell phone with a google map app in your fanny pack while having sex. The app keeps track of speed, distance and duration for you.

I was fanny packing this past weekend and it was fantastic.

Fanny Packing by FancyNance August 31, 2011

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Fanny-Packing

Cut a hole in your fanny pack, then stroke your cock or pet the kitty

Devin: Did you see Raquel fanny-packing?
Robert: Ya, I think I saw some of her pubes.

Fanny-Packing by Molester-investigator December 14, 2019

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fanny pucking

being annoying while gooning

man, when we were gooning, john was totally fanny pucking!

fanny pucking by kinesis the "fanpucker" March 7, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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