fanny packing 

The act of storing items that one would put in a fanny pack up the ass of ones self and/or in some cases the ass of another (sometimes willingly, sometimes not)

Yourself:

"$7.50 for a beer?! Fuck that! I'm fanny packing one in!"

Another:

Jon: "What do you mean you lost your car keys?"

Jamie: "Me and my girlfriend were fanny packing last night and I haven't seen 'em since."

fanny packing by kempen May 12, 2008

Fanny Packing 

The act of storing a cell phone with a google map app in your fanny pack while having sex. The app keeps track of speed, distance and duration for you.

I was fanny packing this past weekend and it was fantastic.

Fanny Packing by FancyNance August 31, 2011

Fanny-Packing 

Cut a hole in your fanny pack, then stroke your cock or pet the kitty

Devin: Did you see Raquel fanny-packing?
Robert: Ya, I think I saw some of her pubes.

Fanny-Packing by Molester-investigator December 14, 2019

fanny pucking

being annoying while gooning

man, when we were gooning, john was totally fanny pucking!

fanny pucking by kinesis the "fanpucker" March 7, 2026