FALLSTON HIGH SCHOOL 

The worst place on this earth. The principle looks like megamind and is the most racist person on this planet. The teachers are either really young or about to disintegrate. The kids are rich white and toxic. Its surprising that they even passed kindergarten because they don't know how to use a bathroom without destroying it. It's impossible for a gay person to date in that school because while everyone is "bisexual" they all date straight. Everyone who goes there is high and dumb. If you ever transfer to fallston high school... RUN.

"Fallston high school gave me ptsd"

FALLSTON HIGH SCHOOL by FALLSTON IS HELL December 30, 2022

Fallston High School 

Fallston High School (or “Heroin High”) is a public high school in Fallston, Maryland. It’s colors are Orange, White, and Brown and nobody likes them. It’s filled with mostly rich and upper-middle class white kids who form toxic cliques of kids from every area. They have a historic rivalry with the neighboring town Bel Air High School, and an utter bloodbath of a rivalry with North Harford High School. The clubs are subpar at best and the sports teams are either really good or really bad and switch every 5-10 years or so. The players on the sports teams are usually very athletic but are too egotistical to be part of the actual team. Teachers are biased and not good at their job, the staff is filled with pedophiles and brown nosers, and the people who run it don’t give any kinds of shits about the students that don’t play sports or are high ranking club members.

Adult: Where do you go to school?
Student: I go to Fallston high school
Adult: Do you play soccer or lacrosse?
Student: No
Adult: Oh. I’m so sorry

Fallston High School by Rbrowne November 21, 2021

Fallston High School 

COME ONE COME ALL TO HEROINE HIGH!!

this school is such bullshit for real. the teachers are dumber than the students, the students are preppy bitches who can’t seem to understand the concept of “sober” or working for something. they are rivals against north harford high school (only bc they’re jealous) who they call duck farmers for working enough to pay for an actual education for kids in the community with an agricultural program that provides a lot of amazing opportunities instead of sitting inside shooting up heroine all day. if you go to fallston, move to north harford.

dumbass: hey have you heard of “fallston high school”?

genius: get the hell out of here we don’t speak of that place.

Fallston High School by hahathat’sfunny June 8, 2018

fallston high school 

Fallston High School, otherwise known as "Heroine High" - the ass of harford county. Fallston high school is the rival school of the all-famous north harford high. Anyone attending fallston is bound to suck at any sport, and/ or club. The people from fallston are heroine addicts, and can't seem to tell a guy from a girl, because all of them are bisexual. They might all be rich bastards, but their school is a piece of shit, and I wouldn't be suprised if it collapsed on them at any time. If you go to Fallston High, I feel sorry for you.

"Yo, NorHar, let's go TP fallston high school."

"Hey man, let's get some money from mommy and daddy so we can shoot up some heroine."

"Na Na Na Na, Na Na Na Na, Hey Hey Hey, FALLSTON SUCKS."

"Hey, I'm goin to that resteraunt in Fallston tonight, wanna come? ....

No way dude, No one should come within a one mile radius of Fallston."

fallston high school by fallstonhaters March 23, 2013

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019