by bubbasjtoth January 27, 2014
Faki Assist is a third party extension for the game "Fortnite" - also known as a "Cheat Software". Many people think that playing 300 hours of koovaks a DAY turns you into Faki13 itself.
Example : *OMG* Bro I just lazered that kid holy shit im so great at the game, I literally have faki assist.
by TaerFN May 21, 2021
A skating trick where your front trucks, on a minipipe, go above the coping and you come back down fakie. See Rock and Roll also.
by Ricky Benda May 24, 2005
A guy who cares more about video games that his own hygiene. He also enjoys getting drunk while playing his Xbox 360 and having his friends record him talking.
- SympLR
- SympLR
Bob: Hey I heard Josh played Xbox for 19 hours straight!
Tim: What's he trying to be, a FaZe Fakie?
Bob: Okay I don't know about that, that's a bit a stretch- we all know Fakie plays for at least 60 hours at a time.
Tim: What's he trying to be, a FaZe Fakie?
Bob: Okay I don't know about that, that's a bit a stretch- we all know Fakie plays for at least 60 hours at a time.
by SympLR August 9, 2011
When you know a guy likes you so you msg them "bring a condom. Oops wrong convo" just to be a dick and get them to stop hitting on you
by You'remother November 9, 2013
1.Pretending to be texting; therefore onlookers will think you are busy rather that pathetically sitting there bored and lonely.
I was waiting for the bus when some hot girls passed by, so i whipped out my phone and did a "text fakie" so they didn't think i was sulking like a loser.
by CheesyPoofs September 3, 2009
"Asian Fakies" are a very rare type of model And/Or adult film star that is both Asian and has breast implants. Asian women normally do not get such enhancements, so Asian Fakies are not very common. But this makes them more unique. Examples of Asian Fakies include Francine Dee, Minka, Lena Li and Sakura Sena.
It's weird; I'm not always into breasts implants, but I have not yet seen any Asian Fakies that I did not like. It's just so rare that it's sexy on a whole different level!
by the2ndflood August 1, 2008