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fake take 

Pretending to enter and store someone's phone number into your mobile phone after they generously offer up their phone number and say "Take my number and give me a call sometime"
Jeff: Why did you take that loser's number and tell him you'll call him?

Chris: Don't worry dude, it was a "fake take"
fake take by dmcormond July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on November 16, 2007
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fake take 

When you pretend to take down a persons phone number but are really doing a "fake take" and playing fuckin tetris.
"Dude did you actually take down that nasty bitches number?"" Nah, nigga chill i dida fake take on her ho ass."
fake take by DUDENIC December 24, 2007

fake take 

Pretending to enter and store someone's phone number into your mobile phone after they generously offer up their phone number and say "Take my number and give me a call sometime"
Jeff: Why did you take that loser's number and tell him you'll call him?

Chris: Don't worry dude, it was a "fake take"
fake take by repeat December 14, 2007

fake take 

Pretending to enter and store someone's cell number into your mobile phone after they generously offer up their phone number and say "Take my number and give me a call sometime"
Jeff: "why did you take that loser's number and tell him you'll call him?"

Chris: "Don't worry dude, it was a "fake take"
fake take by Cheffrey Boaters July 12, 2007

fake take 

When you have sex with someone, but you don't intend to connect emotionally with that person afterwards.
Girl: This isn't a real relationship. That wasn't meaningful sex. This is a fake take.
fake take by Ereck Flowers November 23, 2018

fake and take 

The act of pretending to love one, then over a short period of time you take their virginty.
mikayla's best friend, suspected her new boyfriend was trying to pull a fake and take on her.
fake and take by Dkui August 6, 2017
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