fake take

Pretending to enter and store someone's phone number into your mobile phone after they generously offer up their phone number and say "Take my number and give me a call sometime"

Jeff: Why did you take that loser's number and tell him you'll call him?

Chris: Don't worry dude, it was a "fake take"

fake take by dmcormond July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on November 16, 2007

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fake take

When you pretend to take down a persons phone number but are really doing a "fake take" and playing fuckin tetris.

"Dude did you actually take down that nasty bitches number?"" Nah, nigga chill i dida fake take on her ho ass."

fake take by DUDENIC December 24, 2007

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fake take

Pretending to enter and store someone's phone number into your mobile phone after they generously offer up their phone number and say "Take my number and give me a call sometime"

Jeff: Why did you take that loser's number and tell him you'll call him?

Chris: Don't worry dude, it was a "fake take"

fake take by repeat December 14, 2007

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fake take

Pretending to enter and store someone's cell number into your mobile phone after they generously offer up their phone number and say "Take my number and give me a call sometime"

Jeff: "why did you take that loser's number and tell him you'll call him?"

Chris: "Don't worry dude, it was a "fake take"

fake take by Cheffrey Boaters July 12, 2007

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fake take

When you have sex with someone, but you don't intend to connect emotionally with that person afterwards.

Girl: This isn't a real relationship. That wasn't meaningful sex. This is a fake take.

fake take by Ereck Flowers November 23, 2018

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fake and take

The act of pretending to love one, then over a short period of time you take their virginty.

mikayla's best friend, suspected her new boyfriend was trying to pull a fake and take on her.

fake and take by Dkui August 6, 2017

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

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