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Fake Sister

A term often used by males to describe their relationship with a girl who is not their girlfriend, but a close friend. This term does not apply to blood-relatives.

This classification boasts qualities typically seen in brother/sister relationships (e.g., mildly derogatory dialogue, occasional use of derogatory hand gestures, random story telling and re-telling, matchmaking, inside jokes, mutual-aid and support related to interference by outside parties, and the occasional transfer of funds with no repayment plan).
Person 1: "Did you see how fat so-in-so has gotten?"
Person 2: "Hey, watch your face, that's my fake sister you're talking about."

Person 1: "So-in-so said you loaned her $200"
Person 2: "Yeah, it's ok. She's my fake sister. I'll hit her up for $400 next time."
Fake Sister by wordalicious December 8, 2010
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National Date your fake sister day 

December 5th national date your fake sister or fake brother for a day no regrets you have to date them no cheating
“It’s December 5 yo why be single” or “it’s national date your fake sister day let’s go

Date your fake sister day 

December 5 is the day you should say your fake sister and if y’all like it then y’all should date fake sister or fake brother go for it ! I mean try summ new!!
“It’s December 5 date your fake sister day”
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026