fairy hammock

An anatomical cleft that forms a warm, comfortable resting place for seemingly unworldly presences, entities and odors; an ass crack.

Patient: I've been itching back there horribly, doctor.
Doctor: Well, let's take a peep in the fairy hammock.

by doonga May 17, 2013

Fairy Hammock

Another word for a sanitary towel or 'jam rag'

"Dave pass me a fairy hammock, I'm oozing devils treacle again

by Link December 08, 2004