fairweathered friend

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1. Describes a person who celebrates extensively only the good with one another, then goes into a almost hermit-like state when their friend is doing something thats not generally accepted by the masses.

2. Someone who only is there for the good times and bails on you for the rough, similar to a gold digger and a fairweathered fan.

My fairweathered friend Marcus, who will only accept me as an equal in real life and then turns to me as a "lesser" upon other peers of his over the internet.

fairweathered friend by p. pegg November 14, 2005

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fairweather friend

someone who is a good friend when it is easy for them to be one and who stops when you are having problems.

Fairweather friends usually are the people you deal with until provened innocent.

fairweather friend by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant July 28, 2004

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Fairweather Friend

Someone who poses as a friend when it suits them, but are shady or shonky at other times.

After Mat broke up with my friend, he would act extremely shady all the time, pretending to lose his phone, and pretending not to receive SMS's. At times there was even no toilet paper, or shit on the walls. He is a fairweather friend.

Fairweather Friend by FWF September 24, 2010

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Chris Martinez is a Fairweather friend.

Fairweather friend by Flymilia October 18, 2020

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Fairweather friend

A person who only hangs out with you (basically uses you) when good things go on, but never hang out when there's not so good things.

Michael is such a fairweather friend because he only hangs out with Justin at parties and other fun things, but whenever he needs something Michael just bails on him. What an ass!

Fairweather friend by Kailey12345 April 10, 2017

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fairweather friend by ..... September 21, 2004

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Fairweather friend

Someone who is your friend when the sky is blue, but disappears when it is gray.

He/she was a fairweather friend.

Fairweather friend by Solid Mantis April 17, 2021

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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