Failin' Palin

Ex-governor of Alaska and ex-vice presidential canidate who refuses to just fade away quitely- what with her book tours, TV deals, and that stupid "tea party". Continues to voice her opinion on everything as if her opinion really matters anymore.

Why won't Failin' Palin just shut up and go away already! She didn't win the vice presidency (thank goodness) and she's not even a governor anymore.

Failin' Palin by mdmsnw76 March 28, 2010

failing up 

(verb, intransitive) to derive gain in spite of failure that would usually either preclude said gain or have adverse consequences.

Even though Fred was the salesman who lost the big advertising account, he is failing up to a seat on the Board of Directors.

failing up by Nestor W. March 5, 2008

Failio

A person who fails.

Oh my god, your such a failio for misspelling your own name on a test.

Failio by 3mikee_ January 9, 2009

Jimmy Failing 

To fail like Jimmy Fallon.

This comedian is totally Jimmy Failing!!! Get off the stage!!

Jimmy Failing by pFritzo July 10, 2014

failing 

my life

what are you doing honey

failing

failing by yeetthefeet April 17, 2019

fazoli fillet

you take a fazoli bread stick and stick it up a girls vagina, then you eat her out and eat the bread stick out of her vagina at the same time

fazolis should really put the fazoli fillet on their menu

fazoli fillet by bmx94 December 8, 2010

failing asleep 

This term describes the nightly experience of those unfortunate schmucks who just absolutely cannot fucking fall asleep, no matter how much thrashing around in bed they do or how much ruminating over past mistakes they indulge in. Instead of falling asleep, an insomniac is simply failing asleep.

Alice: "Wow, you look like hell"
Bob: "<mumble> last night I was failing asleep and couldn't stop thinking about some shit from middle school when I got my bike stolen"

failing asleep by channel_panel June 16, 2018