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faggocytosis 

The process by which a woman bends a straight man's sexuality and turns him gay.
Jon: "Hey Abe!"
Bart: "Shh dude! He's Abby now. Ever since Sarah."
Jon: "Wow, complete faggocytosis there."
"That goat must be a faggoat because he keeps doing that other male goat in the butt."
faggoat by Teatz January 13, 2009
The G.O.A.T, Greatest of All Time. This is a person who's the undisputed King of Fags. The Michael Jordan of Faggotry. Someone who wakes up and 1st thing on their mind is "what should I do today to be a massive faggot?"
"Did you hear that Toby ratted out the kid who was sleeping with the hot teacher? What a faggoat."
Faggoat by Gabe Asher September 7, 2020
Similar to Faggot, see faggot. Basically, this is derived from modern civilized pandas who discovered the word faggot, eventually the term needed to sound a little more cheesy like mrs. juarez-medina says, so the faggot changed into faggort. It is the same meaning, just different tone. The invention of this word came from yogurt, which is actually a type of liquid used to eat to make bad breath go away, the modern civilized pandas combined yogurt with the term faggot to make faggort.
Text Message:
Hinson: dude just put your arm around her.
Panda: no man, thats gay dude.
Hinson: cmon man dont be a pussy.
Panda: stfu faggort god damn, thats a dick move aight?
Hinson: LOL FAGGORT?
Panda: yes, indeed
faggort by pandaboyxxx September 20, 2009

Faggotastrophe

Detrimentally gay. Gay to the point of distraction. See: That kid from Glee.
That kid from Glee... is a Faggotastrophe.
Faggotastrophe by s&mindustries November 6, 2012

Faggotardo 

Adj. This is what you call your friend that pretends to be gangster, but by being a retard. A mix of the n word and faggot.
John: stop fucking my mom in the dark, turn on the lights so you can see her big boobs you faggotardo
Jerry: Your dad is next.
Faggotardo by Gaynegro69 November 23, 2019