The G.O.A.T, Greatest of All Time. This is a person who's the undisputed King of Fags. The Michael Jordan of Faggotry. Someone who wakes up and 1st thing on their mind is "what should I do today to be a massive faggot?"

"Did you hear that Toby ratted out the kid who was sleeping with the hot teacher? What a faggoat."

Faggoat by Gabe Asher September 7, 2020

faggort

Similar to Faggot, see faggot. Basically, this is derived from modern civilized pandas who discovered the word faggot, eventually the term needed to sound a little more cheesy like mrs. juarez-medina says, so the faggot changed into faggort. It is the same meaning, just different tone. The invention of this word came from yogurt, which is actually a type of liquid used to eat to make bad breath go away, the modern civilized pandas combined yogurt with the term faggot to make faggort.

Text Message:
Hinson: dude just put your arm around her.
Panda: no man, thats gay dude.
Hinson: cmon man dont be a pussy.
Panda: stfu faggort god damn, thats a dick move aight?
Hinson: LOL FAGGORT?
Panda: yes, indeed

faggort by pandaboyxxx September 20, 2009

Faggotastrophe

Detrimentally gay. Gay to the point of distraction. See: That kid from Glee.

That kid from Glee... is a Faggotastrophe.

Faggotastrophe by s&mindustries November 6, 2012

Faggotardo

Adj. This is what you call your friend that pretends to be gangster, but by being a retard. A mix of the n word and faggot.

John: stop fucking my mom in the dark, turn on the lights so you can see her big boobs you faggotardo
Jerry: Your dad is next.

Faggotardo by Gaynegro69 November 23, 2019

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026