facial pubes

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facial hair, mostly sideburns, that resemble pubic hair. usually creepy looking

Eww, that dude eating has ice cream all up in his facial pubes

facial pubes by capn t March 23, 2005

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Facial Pubes

When a teen/young man has excessive fluffy facial hair of which doesnt reach the standard of a normal beard.

My friend has a pathetic beard, as matter of fact I wouldnt call it a beard I'd call it Facial Pubes.

Facial Pubes by Dr. Crow December 20, 2008

facial pubes

A beard. Especially if it looks like pubes.

He's got food in his facial pubes. And it looks like clam chowder. Oh that's not chowder!

facial pubes by Xtine Max January 2, 2004

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026