facial pubes

facial hair, mostly sideburns, that resemble pubic hair. usually creepy looking

Eww, that dude eating has ice cream all up in his facial pubes

facial pubes by capn t March 23, 2005

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Facial Pubes

When a teen/young man has excessive fluffy facial hair of which doesnt reach the standard of a normal beard.

My friend has a pathetic beard, as matter of fact I wouldnt call it a beard I'd call it Facial Pubes.

Facial Pubes by Dr. Crow December 20, 2008

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facial pubes

A beard. Especially if it looks like pubes.

He's got food in his facial pubes. And it looks like clam chowder. Oh that's not chowder!

facial pubes by Xtine Max January 2, 2004

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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