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facebook fucker 

Someone who starts talking to girls they don't know on facebook solely for the purpose of fucking them later on.
Friend- That weird kid Adam just asked how my ballet lessons are going. wtf does he care??
Me- He doesn't, he's just trying to be facebook fucker.
facebook fucker by Pichosaurio December 17, 2013

Facebook Fucked 

When Facebook decides that you don't REALLY need to Facebook Chat with your friends and logs you off. Or when Facebook decides that you don't REALLY need to message your friends and won't load the message screen. Ect.
Dude, I was trying to message Dan this funny quote I found but I was totally Facebook Fucked
Facebook Fucked by SarahMichelle October 6, 2008

facebook fucked 

The situation an individual finds themself in as the result of something posted on facebook. Results can be so extreme that said individual would often rather be dead than deal with the consequences.
Mike: The idiot Jim posted a pic of me half naked bonging a beer at his party last Saturday.

Mike's Friend : Whats the big deal?

Mike: I'm a junior executive at a Fortune 500 company!...I'm facebook fucked.
facebook fucked by jinxychill August 30, 2010

facebook fucked 

the act of pretending to be friendly with someone who is kissing your ass so that they can legitimately add you to facebook the next day. this individual is usually a strange asian girl from the 2nd floor of ww, who may have been using drugs in 301's bathroom, and definitley was giving away too many hugs, and also definitely showed up at 2.30 am drank peach schnapps, ate some cake and left.
this girl got facebook fucked by maryam, cause maryam doesn't have facebook!
facebook fucked by TRN 305 April 13, 2008
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026