The situation an individual finds themself in as the result of something posted on facebook. Results can be so extreme that said individual would often rather be dead than deal with the consequences.
Mike: The idiot Jim posted a pic of me half naked bonging a beer at his party last Saturday.
Mike's Friend : Whats the big deal?
Mike: I'm a junior executive at a Fortune 500 company!...I'm facebook fucked.
Mike's Friend : Whats the big deal?
Mike: I'm a junior executive at a Fortune 500 company!...I'm facebook fucked.
by jinxychill August 30, 2010
the act of pretending to be friendly with someone who is kissing your ass so that they can legitimately add you to facebook the next day. this individual is usually a strange asian girl from the 2nd floor of ww, who may have been using drugs in 301's bathroom, and definitley was giving away too many hugs, and also definitely showed up at 2.30 am drank peach schnapps, ate some cake and left.
by TRN 305 April 13, 2008
When you go to people's facebook sites, click on the view more photos option, and jack it to the photos you see there.
Man, that girl may have rejected me at the party last night, but I facebook fucked her when I got home!!
by Slamjanders May 23, 2006
When Facebook decides that you don't REALLY need to Facebook Chat with your friends and logs you off. Or when Facebook decides that you don't REALLY need to message your friends and won't load the message screen. Ect.
by SarahMichelle August 11, 2008
To have Facebook chat sex.
by pgkbb July 11, 2008
When a person changes the state of a person's Facebook profile when left logged in. Usually consists of changing he victim's sexual orientation, picture, and interests to include various unspeakable acts. See Also: Facebook Fucker
"Man, He left his profile logged in. He's due for a good ol' Facebook Fuck. Let's check Google Images for pictures of gay guys to post on there."
by PeteJolly October 31, 2006
Excessive wall-to-wall conversations with your boyfriend/girlfriend or excessively posting statuses that are about them.
by jshk5 May 01, 2010